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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Source: In The Ultimate Success Quotations Library, 1997.
-- Evan Esar, (?? 1899-1995), Us humorist; He wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.