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Years ago we discovered the exact point the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Source: Nods and Becks, From the New England Primer, 1944.
-- Franklin P Adams, (Nov 15 1881-1960), US journalist; He was a noted columnist for NY Herald-Tribune and panelist on radio's Information Please.