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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
Source: A Mencken Chrestomathy, Sententiae: Masculum et Feminam Creavit Eos, 1949.
-- H L Mencken, (Sep 12 1880-1956), US editor, satirist; He is known for his biting satire, insults, and debunking in The American Mercury, 1924-33.