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The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.
Source: In National Enquirer.
-- Bern Williams, (Jan 0 1913?-2004), US writer; He was a former columnist for the Times Publishing Company, he also wrote for Reader's Digest and the National Enquirer.