When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
Source: In The Ultimate Success Quotations Library, 1997.
-- Sam Levenson, (Dec 28 1911-1980), US humorist, author; He wrote the best-seller Sex and the Single Child, 1969; hosted Sam Levenson Show, 1959-64.