Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
Source: In The New Webster's Dictionary of Quotations and Famous Phrases, by Donald Bolander, 1987.
-- Westbrook Pegler, (Aug 2 1894-1969), US journalist; He was an outspoken, controversial reporter; won Pulitzer for reporting on racketeering in labor union, 1941.