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He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
Source: Referring to W. H. Taft, US president (1909-13); in The Home Book of Humorous Quotations, by A. K. Adams.
-- Ring Lardner, (Mar 3 1885-1933), US humorist, journalist, short-story writer; He was known for social satire using American vernacular speech, Treat 'Em Rough, 1918.