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It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.
Source: In 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs, by Edward F. Murphy, 1981.
-- Joe Garagiola, (Feb 12 1926-2016), US baseball player, sportscaster; He was a catcher for the Cardinals, 1946-54 and TV sportscaster since 1955; he was also a regular on Today show, 1969-73, 1990-92.