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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Joe Garagiola, (Feb 12 1926-2016), US baseball player, sportscaster; He was a catcher for the Cardinals, 1946-54 and TV sportscaster since 1955; he was also a regular on Today show, 1969-73, 1990-92.