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Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Joe Garagiola, (Feb 12 1926-2016), US baseball player, sportscaster; He was a catcher for the Cardinals, 1946-54 and TV sportscaster since 1955; he was also a regular on Today show, 1969-73, 1990-92.