Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 260-pound tackles. They'll give me plenty of wisdom.
Source: In The Book of Football Wisdom, ed. by Criswell Freeman, 1996.
-- Chuck Noll, (Jan 5 1932-2014), US football coach; He was head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, 1969-1991; won four Super Bowls ('74, '75, '78, '79).