A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something. Not that he's cruel. He wouldn't hurt a fly. It's not big enough.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Stephen Leacock, (Dec 30 1869-1944), Canadian author, educator, economist, humorist; He was an economic professor noted for popular humor books, literary biographies.