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I know I have it, but what I want to know is where in the world am I going!
Source: Reply to a train conductor asking for his ticket which he absent-mindedly could not find; in 2500 Anecdotes for All Occasions, by Edmund Fuller, 1970.
-- Dwight Whitney Morrow, (Jan 11 1873-1931), US diplomat; He was ambassador to Mexico, 1927-30 and senator, 1930-31; his daugther, Anne, married Charles Lindbergh.