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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows.
Source: In An Uncommon Scold, by Abby Adams, 1989.
-- Carol Burnett, (Apr 26 1933-____), US actress, comedienne; She is one of the classic funny women who hosted her own show, The Carol Burnett Show, 1966-77; won five Emmys.