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Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Source: In Treasury of Humorous Quotations, eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996.
-- Carol Burnett, (Apr 26 1933-____), US actress, comedienne; She is one of the classic funny women who hosted her own show, The Carol Burnett Show, 1966-77; won five Emmys.