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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
-- Benny Hill, (Jan 21 1924-1992), English comedian; He is best known as the off-color, slapstick star of The Benny Hill Show.