How they who use fusees
All grow by slow degrees
Brainless as chimpanzees,
Meagre as lizards;
Go mad, and beat their wives;
Plunge (after shocking lives)
Razors and carving knives
Into their gizzards.
Source: Ode to Tobacco
-- C S Calverley, (Dec 21 1831-1884), English poet, porodist, classical scholar, lawyer; The works of Charles Stuart Blayds [ps. C. S. Calverley] include Verses And Translations, 1862 and Fly Leaves, 1866.