Complete with hat and gloves,
One on and one a-dangle i' my hand,
And ombrifuge (Lord love you!), case o' rain.
I flopp'd forth, 'sbuddikins! on my own ten toes.
Source: The Cock and the Bull
-- C S Calverley, (Dec 21 1831-1884), English poet, porodist, classical scholar, lawyer; The works of Charles Stuart Blayds [ps. C. S. Calverley] include Verses And Translations, 1862 and Fly Leaves, 1866.