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The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
Source: The Turtle
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19 1902-1971), US poet; He was noted for off-beat poems like Candy is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker.