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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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Whether elected or appointed
He considers himself the Lord's annointed,
And indeed the ointment lingers on him
So thick you can't get your fingers on him.
Source: I'm a Stranger Here Myself, The Politician (1938).
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19 1902-1971), US poet; He was noted for off-beat poems like Candy is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker.