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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Source: A Dog's Best Friend Is His Illiteracy. -- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19 1902-1971), US poet; He was noted for off-beat poems like Candy is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker.