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It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
Source: Entertaining Mr Sloane, III. -- Joe Orton, (Jan 1 1933-1967), English playwright; He is noted for his outrageous and macabre farces; wrote Prick Up Your Ears.