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I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle - so all is peace.
Source: From Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File, an collection of quotations from the Internet.
-- Edward Lear, (May 12 1812-1888), English poet, landscape painter; He was best known for his nonsense poems, which portray a world of fantastic creatures in nonsense words.