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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection, AApex Software, 1994.
-- Gelett Burgess, (Jan 30 1866-1951), US writer, poet, humorist; He is best known for his humoristic poem The Purple Cow.