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When an attractive but ALOOF (cool) man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
Source: In An Uncommon Scold, by Abby Adams, 1989.
-- Lynda Barry, (Jan 2 1956-____), US cartoonist, writer; She created the syndicated strip Ernie Pook's Comeek and wrote the play The Good Times are Killing Me.