Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
Source: Dogbert, in Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business, 1991.
-- Scott Adams, (Jun 8 1957-____), US cartoonist, author; He created the Dilbert character and comic strip; 1989; became re-engineering sage, 1996.