Happiness is a sort of atmosphere you can live in sometimes when you're lucky.

I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

The modern woman is the curse of the universe. A disaster, that's what. She thinks that before her arrival on the scene no woman ever did anything worthwhile before, no woman was ever liberated until her time, no woman really ever amounted to anything.