Creative Quotations from . . .
Ambrose Bierce
(1842-1914) born on Jun 24
US journalist, short-story writer. He was a noted wit, satirist and sardonic short story writer who disappeared while covering the Mexican revolution.
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LODGER, n. A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

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LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
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MAGNET, n. Something acted upon by magnetism.
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LAWSUIT, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
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LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
 

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
R: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
A: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
N: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
K: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
 

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