HOUSE, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beelte, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus and microbe.

HEATHEN, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

HOPE, n. Desire and expectation rolled into one.

HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.

HARANGUE, n. A speech by an opponent, who is known as an harrangue-outang.