EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

DISABUSE, v.t. To present your neighbor with another and better error than the one which he has deemed advantageous to embrace.