Creative Quotations from . . .
Ambrose Bierce
(1842-1914) born on Jun 24
US journalist, short-story writer. He was a noted wit, satirist and sardonic short story writer who disappeared while covering the Mexican revolution.
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CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

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CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.
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CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit
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CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
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CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets.
 

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
R: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
A: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
N: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
K: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
 

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