BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate.

CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, author of "Cogito ergo sum" to demonstrate the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved: "Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum" -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach

BOUNDARY, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.

CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.