That part of his speech was rather like being savaged by a dead sheep.

She approaches the problem of our country with all the one-dimensional subtlety of a comic strip.

Our second handicap was an election manifesto which Gerald Kaufman rightly described as `the longest suicide note in history'.

Follow the first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.