[I want] minimum information given with maximum politeness.

There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.

It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.

Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, [Jack] always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.