It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.