Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

DAY: "I have a good job, a lovely apartment, I go out with very nice men to the best places, the finest restaurants, the theater. What am I missing?"
RITTER: "If you hove to ask, believe me, you're missing it."