Creative Quotations from . . .
Joan Rivers
(1937-2014) born on Jun 8
US comedian, talk show host. She is famous for her dry wit; had her own talk show, "The Late Show," 1986-7; won Emmy for guest hosting "The Tonight Show," 1983.
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F
Never floss with a stranger.

R
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
A
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
N
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
K
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
 

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
R: In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989.
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
N: In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
K: Enter Talking, 1986.
 

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