As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my [younger] brother . . . Russel, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."

Nobody ever says, 'Can I have your beets?'

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.