Creative Quotations from George Burns (1896-1996)

Creative Quotations from . . .

George Burns
(1896-1996) born on Jan 20

US comedian, actor. He was famous, with wife Gracie Allen, in vaudeville, radio, and TV's "Burns and Allen Show," 1950-58.

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R:	In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
A:	Attributed.
N:	In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
K:	at age 90, in 1986