Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.