Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."

I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.