Creative Quotations from . . .
George Carlin
(1937-2008) born on May 12
US comedian. He created the characters "Biff Burns," sportscaster and "Al Street," weatherman.
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F
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

R
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
A
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
N
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
K
If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
 

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R: From "Alt.Quotations Misc," an internet collection of quotations
A: From an Internet collection by BilLee.
N: From "Clint's Master Quotation Page," an internet collection of quotations.
K: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
 

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