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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
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Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
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The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
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The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin with a grin.
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Senescence begins
And middle age ends,
The day your descendants,
Outnumber your friends.
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