Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo.

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself thinking once or twice a week.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.

Do not love your neighbour as yourself. If you are on good terms with yourself it is an impertinence; if on bad, an injury.