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Get stewed:
Books are a load of crap.
Source: A Study of Reading Habits.
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You have to distinguish between things that seemed odd when they were new but are now quite familiar, such as Ibsen...
I think writing about unhappiness is probably the source of my popularity, if I have any after all, most people are...
You can't put off being young until you retire.
Source: In The Harper Book of...
Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms
Inside your head, and people in them, acting.
People you know, yet...
A lot of men who have accepted - or had imposed upon them in boyhood - the old English public school styles of careful...
A synopsis is a cold thing. You do it with the front of your mind. If you're going to stay with it, you never get...
Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for...
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticising and trying to improve...
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
Source: George...
I remember coming across him at the Grand Canyon and finding him peevish, refusing to admire it or even look at it...
Already we Viewers, when not viewing, have begun to whisper to one another that the more we elaborate our means of...
I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic...
I have always been a grumbler. I am designed for the part - sagging face, weighty underlip, rumbling, resonant voice....
I'm in the business of providing people with secondary satisfactions. It wouldn't have done me much good if they had...
If there was a little room somewhere in the British Museum that contained only about twenty exhibits and good...
God can stand being told by Professor Ayer and Marghanita Laski that He doesn't exist.
Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of...
I know only two words of American slang, 'swell' and 'lousy'. I think 'swell' is lousy, but 'lousy' is...
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.