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Being a press secretary [is like] learning to type: You're hunting and pecking for a while and then you find yourself...
Those who talk don't know what is going on and those who know what is going on won't talk.
You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how to cover it.
This job has probably got the most screwing-up potential in the world.
Source: On...
When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known...