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When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall...
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my...
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to...
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good...
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When...