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An aphorism
should be
like a burr:
sting,
and leave
a little soreness. . .
Conscience: self-esteem with a halo.
Source: The Whole Bloody Bird, Aphs ...
Idealist: a cynic in the making.
Source: The Whole Bloody Bird, Aphs ...
Since I no longer expect
anything from mankind except
madness,
meanness, and...
When you argue with your inferiors,
you convince them of only one thing:
they are as clever as...
If poetry is like an orgasm, an academic can be likened to someone who studies the passion-stains on the...
It amazes me that organs that piss
Can give human beings such perfect bliss.
God is indeed dead.
He died of self-horror
when He saw the creature He had made
in His own...
Progress of a marriage:
There was a time when you couldn't
make me happy.
Now the time has come when you...
My neighbour
doesn't want to be loved
as much as
he wants to be envied.