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Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote,
Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat?
I'm fourteen years...
I'm sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer,
And as she dreams she gets paler and leaner.
Then be off to your...
Marred pleasure's best, shadow makes the sun strong.
Source: The Queen and the...
The Englishwoman is so refined
She has no bosom and no behind.
Source: This...
Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not...