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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment . . . . a place where you're least likely to be bitten my...
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and...
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer...
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do...
I was courtmartialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my...
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
Source:...
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
Source: The Hostage, II.
-- Brendan Behan, (Feb...
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Source: In Sunday Express...
The English and Americans dislike only some Irish - the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers -...
There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
Source: In Treasury of Humorous...
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love...
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.